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Punker is an Asshole 3
By Punkerslut
Image: "Kalisti 110" by Havok
Start Date:
Friday, June 4, 2004
Finish Date:
Friday, June 4, 2004
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Yeap, it's about that time again, kids. Punker is an Asshole, part 3! Enjoy.
First Conflict...
This is based on that one robot who interrogated me on AIM before...
Plastic Jesus: this program fuckin' rocks, its called Trillian it lets me sign on to all my screen names (msn, aol, yahoo) at one time with out have 4 different programs open.
Punkerslut: ....
Punkerslut: You sound like one of them!!!!
Plastic Jesus: It's all on one buddy list so you don't have several different chatting programs open
Punkerslut: FUCKING HELL! YOU ARE!!!!
Punkerslut: DIE!!!!! DIE ROBOT!!!!!!
Plastic Jesus: HAHA
Plastic Jesus: OI OI OI
Punkerslut: ..... that last robot knew the word "oi," too. *suspicious look*
Plastic Jesus: lol, yeah, but did the last robot know you're gay?
Punkerslut: Hey! Shutup!
Second Conflict...
G-Unit: y arent u with ur family
Punkerslut:
Punkerslut: Why aren't you smart? The world is full of unanswered questions.
G-Unit: haha
G-Unit: seriously though, what happd to all this talk about going to the west coast
G-Unit: u were so excited
Punkerslut: Oh, that family.
Punkerslut: I'll manage.
G-Unit: damn u let me down, u dint live up to the word gutter punk
Punkerslut: And you barely live up to the word "human." Why are we arguing definitions?
Punkerslut: The fact is, you know as much about the word "gutter punk" as a republican knows about the wealth gap.
G-Unit: damn , thanks for acknowledging me
Punkerslut: Hey, if you wanted me to lie, I'd say I like you.
G-Unit: i dont get it
Punkerslut: It's okay. Why don't you go to the mall?
G-Unit: goood thinking
G-Unit: thanks man
G-Unit: peaceee
Punkerslut: Always looking out for ya'.
G-Unit: im more of a gutter punk then u though
Punkerslut: Oh, I know.
G-Unit: i at least chill in the pit at harvard sq
Punkerslut: Yeah, you do.
G-Unit: u just lie
Punkerslut: .... still sputtering out sentence fragments?
G-Unit: ,whats a sentence faggment
Punkerslut: I 'unno, man. I don't know.
Punkerslut: I'm blocking you now, though.
Third Conflict
Punkerslut: Man, I heard from someone on campus that you're.... "on the other team"?
No-Fat-Chicks: lol
No-Fat-Chicks: wtf
No-Fat-Chicks: wait
Punkerslut: ... yeah, other team.
No-Fat-Chicks: so u mean
No-Fat-Chicks: haHAAAAAAAAAAA
No-Fat-Chicks: wtf
No-Fat-Chicks: can i have osme crack?
No-Fat-Chicks: u must be high bitvh
No-Fat-Chicks: wait
No-Fat-Chicks: did anna say that
No-Fat-Chicks: lol
Punkerslut: Anna? Nah, she hates me.
No-Fat-Chicks: ik noe
No-Fat-Chicks: who
No-Fat-Chicks: who
No-Fat-Chicks: WHO
No-Fat-Chicks: dont fuckin be a btich
Punkerslut: I don't know his name, I use to deal with him.
No-Fat-Chicks: who
No-Fat-Chicks: i dont mess
No-Fat-Chicks: who
No-Fat-Chicks: whoi
Punkerslut: He said he saw you naked in the laundry room with another guy, packing clothes.
No-Fat-Chicks: hahhaahhahaa
No-Fat-Chicks: oh well it must ne true
No-Fat-Chicks: haHA
No-Fat-Chicks: i thot u meant against drugs
No-Fat-Chicks: lol
Punkerslut: You know, I have no problem if you're gay. It's completely normal.
No-Fat-Chicks: lol
No-Fat-Chicks: sure y not hahahahaa
No-Fat-Chicks: only wiht u
No-Fat-Chicks: hahahaahahhahahaha
No-Fat-Chicks: ahahhahhahahaha
No-Fat-Chicks: ure fucjk=ed in the hhead
No-Fat-Chicks: but
Punkerslut: I have nothing against you, man.
No-Fat-Chicks: HAHAHAAHAHAHA
Punkerslut: I mean, if you're gay, you're gay, no problems.
No-Fat-Chicks: once agian
No-Fat-Chicks: i want the crack u are smoking
Punkerslut: Oh, I know the kinda crack you want.
No-Fat-Chicks: lol
No-Fat-Chicks: only if i can get aids too
No-Fat-Chicks: yayyyy
No-Fat-Chicks: sure why not
No-Fat-Chicks: hahhahahaha
No-Fat-Chicks: im gayyy
No-Fat-Chicks: gayy
No-Fat-Chicks: gayyy
Punkerslut: I know.
No-Fat-Chicks: like Andy
Punkerslut: Uummmm....
No-Fat-Chicks: FAGGOT
No-Fat-Chicks: lhahaha
No-Fat-Chicks: lol
Punkerslut: Yeah.
No-Fat-Chicks: lol
No-Fat-Chicks: ok
No-Fat-Chicks: well
No-Fat-Chicks: this convo sucks
No-Fat-Chicks: what happened to u
No-Fat-Chicks: damn
No-Fat-Chicks: too bad
Punkerslut: I just wanted to say I supported you in your life style.
No-Fat-Chicks: lata
No-Fat-Chicks: oh well uh yeha
No-Fat-Chicks: blocked!
No-Fat-Chicks signed off at 2:23:21 AM.
Fourth Conflict
Haas: have you tried robitussin pills?
Punkerslut: Are we having this conversation again?
Haas: well i tried em
Haas: it was really good and there was no sickness
Punkerslut: I'm blocking you.
Various Encounters
I was so cruel, I changed none of these screen names from their original, mostly because they're all the same douchebag.
Blitzorz 420: hiya intellectually superior being
Chokin Tha Chick: BLOXING IS THE GHEY!! [repeated about 100 times, and then blocked!]
Stoner Juggalo: bloxing ppl is tha ghey dude...seriously...have u had ur early mornin glass of hater-ade u alli-hater...to up stairs...do u take the ele-hater? oo..DANCE!
SurgicalLumbars: Hello. How are you today? [blocked this douchebag]
Steye: u think ur really smart and shit...but ur nuttin but a lil puss wannabe bitch who takes it up tha ass and uses big words to make up for his tiny "penis"...wouldnt even call it a penis...more like an enlarged clit...u should get a shot in tha mouth and take it in tha ass...
Punkerslut,
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