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  • Communism and Capitalism are the Same Thing: A Story

    The Philosopher Between the Capitalist and the Communist

    Chapter 6 : Two Different Kinds of Philosophers

    By Punkerslut

    Image by Hossam el-Hamalawy, CC BY-NC-SA 2.0 License
    Image: By Hossam el-Hamalawy, CC BY-NC-SA 2.0 License

    Start Date: February 18, 2014
    Finish Date: October 21, 2014

         In the beginning, there was only truth. Its defender was the Philosopher, but once civilization developed and grew, two new philosophers were born.

         It was in 1984 BCE that the Anarcho-Capitalist was born. And it was on the first of May that the Anarcho-Communist was born. A year where an absolute, brutal government was feared gave birth to the Anarchist Capitalist; a holiday in celebration of working-class solidarity gave birth to the Anarchist Communist. Like the Philosopher, the Anarcho-Capitalist and Anarcho-Communist were the subject of myth and legend.

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    Image: By Ann Douglas, CC BY-NC-SA 2.0 License

         Like the philosopher, some say that the Anarcho-Capitalist and the Anarcho-Communist have lived forever from the moment of their birth, like perpetual characters in the conscience of collective humanity. Others say, initially, they were both just Anarchists, but with the development of those two great cities, they had made their homes in Babylon and Athens, each abandoning the dream of Anarchism for the reality of a state culture matching their own. Whatever truly happened, it is known for certain that the people of Athens gave the Anarcho-Communist the name of Emma, and the people of Babylon gave the Anarcho-Capitalist the name of Benjamin.

         But something new was happening in the lives of these two Anarchists. It was just at that glimmering moment where the animosity of the Greek Communists and the Babylonian Capitalists had reached its maximum that these two unusual characters would suddenly appear and tear asunder the internal environments of their societies. Something different was going to happen, and nobody would be able to predict the results.

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    Image: By Mohammad A. Hamama, A reflected version!, CC BY-NC-SA 2.0 License

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